Erotic Talk 
Lusciously lean James Alexander Sinclair has been in touch to tell me about The Guardian's sexy gardens piece yesterday. Garden filth is a particular favourite of mine. Contact me if you'd like to come to one of the Erotic Gardens talks I'm giving, for charity, in Oxford and London.

Geoff Hodge 
Jane
Of course, booze, the answer to everything. Next time I'll make sure I've got a bucket of Pimms in the car and then can soothe away anyone's disappointment.
Geoff

Jane Owen 
Ah, Orgasmic Geoff same thing happened to me with another of my talks. This one is called A Romp Through Garden History. The publicist put it out as A Romp in the Garden with Jane Owen. Luckily the publicist gave out masses of Pimms before the talk and so everyone had an excellent time despite being low on romping .

NewShoot 
What are the dates of these tantalising, titilating talks?
(How many t's in titilate? tittilate? obviously a word I don't use often enough!)


Geoff Hodge 
Jane
I was once billed as giving a talk on 'Orgasmic Gardening' to a WI group. The hall was packed to capacity with giggly girls. Imagine the groan of disappointment when I told them it was actually a talk on 'Organic Gardening' and that the woman doing the advertising had got it wrong!
Hope your talks go well.
Geoff

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